I had to post this earlier ichat conversation. I love to hear stories about people completely humiliating themselves. Nice gal I am huh?
L: hello!
D: hi there!
L: busy?
D: naw, was just telling my friend a story here at work, I just ate it SO BAD walking up the stairs with 500 pieces of paper in my hand, it was a hurricane of white papers
L: LOL
D: hahah no joke, i completely fell, i can't even exaggerate on how bad it was
L: did you hurt youself?
D: hahaha naw im fine, but i swore really loudly, and people were laughing, it was really bad
L: you swore???
D: haha i went "aaah shietttt" like a cartoon because i knew it was going to be bad, it was an explosion of papers
L: that is sooo funny, I'm really laughing out load at my desk, I would pay good money to have seen that!
D: hahahaah, people said "you ok dude??!!" and I mustered up the lowest voice i could and said "yea I'm fine," inside...i was crying
L: So there was an audience?
D: oh yes, about 4 people
L: did you know them?
D: no...they were trying not to laugh at me
L: haha, you know that made their day right? And now their whole office knows? I bet some even re-enacted it!
D: with sound effects, it was pretty bad leeny
L: I might have to blog this conversation. Like, copy and paste, it speaks for itself.
D: hahaha that's fine w/me, im usually pretty graceful, pretty athletic guy, with my former gymnastics self but i legitimately had all four of my extremities on the stairs and papers airborne
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It's funny, but it lacks that visual UMPH that I was waiting for... Can I buy this story from you and re-tell it?
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